My mother always keeps bugging me to comb my hair and make it look neat, but I like it BIG! She says I won't go far in life if my hair looks like a hornet's nest, whatever that means, but I don't believe her. How do I get her to leave me and my hair alone?
-Doesn't Need a Comb from NH
Dear Doesn't Need a Comb,
I know what you're going through. Everyone always told me to comb my hair or put a wig on, but the truth of the matter is it's your hair and you get to do what you want with it! And as for not being successful, please! Just because you don't cut your hair every day like J Biebs doesn't mean you won't have success! There are lots of famous people with crazy hair- Lady Gaga, Rihanna, Travis Barker and of course, the best one of them all, me, Ludwig Van Beethoven! If she says you won't be successful with big hair, just remind her of all my achievements and glory! I even have my very first cabaret act, Ludwig Live!, this summer at The Seven Hills Inn Cabaret and my hair is no where close to tame! (It drives my stage manager crazy heh heh heh.)
In short, if your mother tells you to comb your hair, tell her to listen to my Moonlight Sonata and then judge.
Your Faithful Ludwig
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