Dear Ludwig,
Have you ever sexted?
Sincerely,
Anthony Weiner
Dear Anthony,
So, here's the thing, I'm a musician, not a politician. I don't particularly care if people respect me, so long as they keep buying my music. If I've sexted (and I'm not saying I have), it'd probably help my career. Musicians are cool. If we do something morally questionable, we've got no reason to lie about it, 'cause it just makes us cooler. Furthermore, what a single guy does in the privacy of his own home, car, office, or password-protected web space is his own business, even if he's in the public eye. So, whether or not I've sexted, it really is none of your beeswax. I'm not gonna tell you either way, and I'm not going to apologize for anything.
Anyhow, it looks like you've got some free time on your hands now. Stay away from computers, dude. How 'bout coming up to the Berkshires? My show starts at the Seven Hills Inn in Lenox on June 30th and if you send my assistants Amy and Julie an e-mail, they'll be happy to hook you up with tickets to opening night. They're both very nice girls, though, so please, no pictures.
Your faithful Ludwig
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